Gurl you stank, take a bath.
Gurl you stank, take a bath.


21yrs | ESFP


I'm Cristian.
I Like a lot of things. Except the sound of someone chewing in a quiet room.
TAGS
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Selfme
video game usernames and codes

nagisa-momoes:

hes coming

nagisa-momoes:

hes coming

(Source: nagimamis, via lord-anfelo)

(Source: sexorcismo, via lord-anfelo)

presidentgay:

"what’s the most difficult thing about playing a gay character"

what are they expecting the actor to say?????? i’T S SO HARd it hurts my bIG HETerOSEXUal EGO i have to think about sTRAIGHT thoughts for days after just to get the gaY OUT of mY little HETERO head 

(via thomura)

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via benfoldsone)

FINE korythedirtyracetraitor

1. What’s your name? - Cristian

2. Birthday? - April 7th

3. Where are you from? - Chicago, IL

4. Have a crush? - Yes

5. Favorite color? - Pink

6. Write something in all caps. - GOD IM GAY

7. Favorite band/artist? - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

8. Favorite number? - 69

9. Favorite drink? - Pina Colada

10. Tag 7 people. - I’m too lazy, im sorry u _u

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via thomura)

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

(via gayscreechingnoises)

(Source: yungwavegod, via sofarfetched)

(Source: snickerdooble, via oocyst)

blacktridents:

methhomework:

relationship goals

teeth

(via godsexual)